Let's Play Supreme Court Justice!

As a League of Legends player, there's more to do than just jump in public games and feed the other team. As a platform, there's actually a lot more within the League experience, including The Tribunal, a court-like system in which the League community gets to weigh in on the reports made upon players in-game. The Tribunal gives you cases with information on the reports made, from the in-game chat log to stats on each player to the comments made by the person that issued the report.

Of course, the system is not perfect, as it can be abused by the judgmental Tribunal users, as well as the people hitting the report button after the game. But, the most important facet of the Tribunal system is, and this should be obvious, that there are a ton of lulz to be had when you go through some of these cases.

So, I decided to jump into the Tribunal and give you some quick snippets of the enjoyment that can come from judging the reports. I'll go through chronologically by each case I judge in this session. Text I take from the reports I left as is with no grammatical corrections:

Case #6084774
In this case: 5 reports | 5 games

Report Comments:


Game 1) Assisting Enemy Team – Reported by: Ally
“Made a ward penis ingame”

Game 3) Verbal Abuse – Reported by: Ally
“i wanted to gouge my eyes out with how much these stupid sluts were bitching”

Game 3 Chat Log (Excerpt)
Ashe: i dont play
Syndra: did you take lessons from an ai bot ???
Ashe: i dont play ashe retard
Ashe: i play draven
Taric: sorry i accidentally took adc but my mom said it okay

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I ended up reporting this player. The rest of the chat logs were pretty excessively abysmal.

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Case #6082543
In this case: 5 reports | 5 games

Report Comments:

Game 3) Verbal Abuse – Reported by: Ally
“Was being nice, and all of sudden he calls me a retard. =( im not a retard”

Game 5 Chat Log (Excerpt)
Twisted Fate: I hav eult I
Hecarim: uhhhh
Twisted Fate: fucking
Twisted Fate: piece of shit
Twisted Fate: god u shud be aborted

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The Twisted Fate was the reported player. Needless to say, he got a punish from me and not a pardon.

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Of course, it's also much more fun to just take more snippets out of context and throw them together without considering the cases.

“Blamed everybody else but himself for the game” - Report Comment.
“Surprised that he able to install game. Thought you need brain cells for that.” - Report Comment.
“fuk this guy” - Report Comment.
“if I wanted to interact with such an idiot id marry lindsay lohan” - Report Comment.
“filet mignon. Fed fed fed fed fuck” - Report Comment.
“doesnt even lift. cant get more than 1 kill, died 13 times to same strat. prob cuz cant lift.” - Report Comment.
“why do I even bother when my teammate jerked off in mid lane for a half hour” - Report Comment.
“what game is this????////?” - Report Comment.

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Sure, it may be a bit unfair to portray League like this, as I usually have no problem in a majority of the games I play. Players are nice and willing to help, or at the very least plan to be cooperative.

But, if you want to find the exceptions, they all live in the Tribunal. And, boy, its more than fun to take a stab at cleaning up the community. Who says you can't have a laugh or two while doing so?